Thursday, June 24, 2010

A day in the life of...

Bubba had to go potty. So I sent him into the bathroom. I go back in 30 secs later to see if he needs any help. I find him in between the toilet and the counter. I tell him he needs to get his pants off and go potty...Then I see it...the face. The one that says it's more than potty that needs to go into the potty. I hurry over only to discover that he's already gone some. I'm hurrying to get his undies off and him on the potty and he's STILL POOPING! I tell him to stop while i get it cleaned out of his underwear and into the toilet. Set him down....Phew! !0 mins later...He's done. Before I can get to him he's hopped off the toilet and grabbed the toilet paper. He proceeds to attempt to wipe his own bum. So now he's got poop all up his back and smeared all over the toilet. I decide the poop up the back was a lost cause to get mad at so I go get the cleaner out of the laundry room and when I come back the toilet is FILLED with toilet paper! ARGH!!!!! I escort him out of the bathroom to clean the poop off his back, OH! and did i mention I slipped in a puddle of PEE while doing so?! No?! Well I did! We get the wipes out of the closet, get him cleaned up and go back to clean the pee off the floor, poop off the toilet and pull some of the toilet paper out so that I can flush the toilet. All in all...Isaac got a wipe sponge bath (yes he's getting a real one tonight) and the bathroom has been cleaned (for the 2nd time this week).


Oh yah...and he keeps jumping off everything saying "Kalabungo!!"

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